OUR STORY
Recently, we received this question:
Instead of replying directly to Mr. Erik, we thought we would finally tell the story of how Slamnado came to be!
It all started when, Hakk “The Storm“ Chaser, contacted, “Big Bizniz“ Buffalo Babs, and pitched the idea of running an epic pro wrestling show. After agreeing to both produce and distribute the TV show, the two mediocre business men signed an ironclad contract.
The new promotion, creatively named the Superior Lucha Action Mixing Nonsense and Drama Organization (SLAMNADO), was set to have its debut event at the Buffalo Babs’ Media & Food International, Inc corporate headquarters.
However, there was a terrible storm that night. A tornado appeared and destroyed the entire building, along with “Betsy,“ the beloved wrestling ring.
Buffalo Babs immediately blamed Hakk:
“Who names their wrestling company Slamnado? Such a chikara ass name. Uck! A damn tornado brought down my empire! Tornado... Slamnado... Coincidence? I don’t think so. That jerk face jinxed me. Hakk? More like unoriginal hack! ”
While Hakk requested a new ring, Babs has demanded that he gets his building re-built first:
“Boo hoo. “Betsy” flew away. Oh well... suck it up, ya little bitch. I need my big building to do my big business! Who needs a ring anyways? A real champion will fight anywhere. I once saw a (little person) fight some dude named Crack-P in a bathtub. It was sweet!”
And with that, Slamnado was reborn and set to re-debut at the Pancakes and Booze Art Show… until it didn’t.
What’s going to happen next?
I guess we’ll all have to wait and…
#GetSlammed!
PS… No, John Cena won’t be there.
THE contract…
Buffalo Babs’ Media & Food International, Inc HQ (BEFORE)
Buffalo Babs’ Media & Food International, Inc HQ (AFTER)
Hakk Chaser’s beloved ring, “Betsy!“